What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...