Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...