Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...