A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...