I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!