CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!