Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...