A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
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What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
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Gas Attack
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Sleeping on the job
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Ant jokes 03
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Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
You should learn to be more polite
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