My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...