Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
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Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...