A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...