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What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
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pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
GRAVITY KILLS
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Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
How do fireflies start a race
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10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...