What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...