Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...