Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
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Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Hello
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What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Mixed Emotions
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Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
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Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...