Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A very interesting fact
|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...