This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...