Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...