User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...