Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....