God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...