Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...