Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...