Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...