Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...