Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...