Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...