Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...