Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...