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“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Santa Hates Your Kid
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What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
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Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
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