Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...