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What’s that thing on your Neck?
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The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Condom Modelling Rejection
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Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Dairy queen–whopper
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If Apple ran Christmas…
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