There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...