A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...