Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...