The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...