What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...