Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....