Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.