A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...