A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...