blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...