God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...