The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...