Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...