New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...