Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...