Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....