Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Become more effective
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The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...