Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...