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Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
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A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Horse pulls the car
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Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...