Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...