Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...