Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...