Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...