Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...