Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...