Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...