Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...