Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...