A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...