Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...